i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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