my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
