its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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