question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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