This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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