if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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