Me too!
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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