I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
