then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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