There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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