this boner is exhausting
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We had sex on a dog bed..
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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