She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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