everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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