Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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