I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It's shark week go big or go home
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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