You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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