Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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