i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Floor bacon is actually really good
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