I'm lost and stupid without you.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
