have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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