the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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