I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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