If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize