Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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