After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
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He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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