i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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