You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex