Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.