Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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