there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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