There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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