every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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