This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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