There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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