So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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