Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Apparently you make a good broom.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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