pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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