yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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