Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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