batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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