Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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