I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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