I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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