420 ftw
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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