I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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