I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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