Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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