your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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