alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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