I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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