I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my shit smells like andre
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
The air was thick with penises
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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