Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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