I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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