Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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