Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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