Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I wear drunk well.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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